before i lose my style

hennessyyoungman:

BOOM FOR REAL. NEW ART THOUGHTZ

“1. HAVE SNACKS

Now, if I’m gonna come to your studio and listen to you talk about memory, or dreams, or identity, or alienation, or the cultural significance of animated gifs, or chaos theory, or the impact of the Internet upon blah blah blah blah Žižek Deleuze Tom Riddle, you know, I’ma need a little bit of something to eat. And it don’t gotta be complicated, really. Maybe you can just have some gummi worms standing by, some peanuts, some M&Ms or something. Maybe you also can have some Red Bull or 5-Hour Energy, or maybe even some Adderall if you’re a particularly unentertaining artist, which a lot of artists are. Or if you really have some initiative and you want to be in that show, then why not get a panini press for your studio and hook up some quesadillas while I’m sitting there listening to you talk? I mean, who doesn’t love a quesadilla? I love quesadillas.”

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