There is an entire cottage industry of spam artists whose M.O. is coming up with cutesy self-descriptions:
Hipster-friendly music enthusiast. Bacon scholar. Creator. Amateur travel fanatic. General gamer. Entrepreneur. Reader.
Travel trailblazer. Unapologetic coffee fan. Twitter evangelist. Devoted reader.
Bacon buff. Subtly charming beer fan. Pop culture scholar. Internet fanatic. Future teen idol.
Hardcore student. Proud food buff. Devoted organizer. Typical travel lover. Zombie ninja. Creator. Internet guru. Tv maven.
In other words: THEY’RE TRYING TO PROCREATE, YOU GUYS.
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This is important.
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tomewing said:
Yes I’ve noticed this! They ought to make some people more self-conscious about their BRAND CALLED ME at any rate.
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maura said:
like wire hangers
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