Well, the roof is on fire, my kitchen’s in shambles, an Orc on a motorcycle came riding down a tunnel in our basement being moved around by bound earth elementals, and our party Technomancer is incapable of lying to machines that speak in old English, so I really don’t know what you want us to do.
there was an iron man triathlon here this weekend which i guess was a big deal, I don’t know, there are lots of big outdoor sports events here and I don’t know one from another, but it’s really strange as a spectator sport. from what I could tell it was a lot of people standing on the side of the road cheering while people who were totally pacing themselves and not running very fast slogged by looking like they’re in pain
an iron man triathlon is when they show all three movies in a row right?
- Person: Scale of 1-10 how melodramatic are you?
- jonathanbogart: Phantom of the Opera overture